Aborted Fetuses:
 • "I Wanna Be a Gynecologist When I Grow Up" — #5
Shawn Adams:
 • "Tommy Hilfiger Man" — #4
Arnold Adoff:
 • "On The Late Night Bullet Train" — #7
 • "This One for Me at Last" — #8
anonymous:
 • "No Doubt—" — #4
Anonymous:
 • "Interview with Michael Douglas by Catherine Clement" — #9
 • "May I Stick My Dick in Your Baby's Mouth? The Proper Etiquette by Winie M." — #9
 • "Review of Fatal Attraction by Glenn Close" — #9
 • "21 Ways to Kill Michael Douglas by Catherine Stone" — #9
 • "Winnie Comes Out! by Johannesburg Correspondent" — #9
Brandon Ballard:
 • "campaign ads" — #4
William Barker:
 • "Alternate Bond" — #7
 • "On a Television Screen" — #4
 • "Our Man of Confidence" — #8
 • "A Reenactment of an Excerpt from Terry Gross's Recent Conversation with Gene Simmons" — #5
 • "Three-Day Novel Writing Contest Excerpt" — #6
Michael Benton:
 • "Advertisement for Truth" — #4
 • "Here There Be Monsters: A Response to the Public Outcry Surrounding the San Diego High School Shootings" — #1
 • The Moonshine Clans of the Alphane Mountains (from In the Fray) — #9
 • "quotations" — #4
 • "Social Liquescence" — #1
 • "Travels in Kentucky Parts 1 and 2" — #8
J. Carr, PhD:
 • "couplet" — #1
 • "submission" — #4
Evi Christophorou:
 • "Gela Pouli Mou" (by Charis and Panos Katsimicha) — #5
 • "The Stranger" (trans.) — #3
Ewa Chrusciel:
 • ["Dear Owl"] — #9
 • ["Dear Owl,"] — #9
 • "States Forecast" — #9
Andrea Clifton:
 • "rejected slogan" — #4
Jeremy Coulter:
 • "Corresponding Robert Blake" — #9
 • "Open Your Eyes, Tom [...]" — #7
 • "XOXO" — #8
Michael Cox:
 • "In a Station of the Metro by Ezra Pound" (trans.) — #3
 • "A Reenactment of an Excerpt from Terry Gross's Recent Conversation with Gene Simmons" — #5
 • "Three Ill-Gotten Bucks" — #4
 • "We Can't Play" — #2
Ricardo Cortez Cruz:
 • "First Minute of a New Day" — #7
C. Dalloway:
 • "Burial of the Dead 1 and 2" — #8
Catherine Daly:
 • "excerpt from DaDaDa" — #8
Joel Dilley:
 • "Member" — #4
Shaun Dillon:
 • "QED" — #9
John Dixon:
 • "Journeys of the Giant Sea Tortoise" — #5
djmc:
 • "Crank. What's in it for You?" — #4
 • "Owner's Manual" — #5
 • "Shall we refresh with open air?" — #5
 • "the other day i patented sitting down" — #2
Kate Dusenbery:
 • "arf arf poetica" — #8
 • "Gallup, NM" — #8
 • "Ode to the Afterlife" — #8
kari edwards:
 • [from norman culture or glaciers] — #8
 • [making sex with potential wink tangents] — #8
 • "Swami" — #8
 • [to than as] — #8
Andrew Ervin:
 • "Shouts & Murmurs" — #6
Tim Feeney:
 • "All Occasions" — #6
 • Alternative Publishing in the Midst of the Glut, or An Introduction to this Photocopied Zine that Some of Us Put Together at Illinois State U. — #9
 • "A Few Remarks about a Failed Cover-Story Originally Written for the Appropriation Issue of Formerly Known as “L’Bourgeoizine" — #8
 • "God Save the Queen" — #2
 • "Phonetic Guide to German Pronunciation on a Busy Street in Koblenz" — #3
 • "Prelude to Softcore (I)" — #7
 • "Shall we refresh with open air?" — #5
 • "This is a Eulogy for Mr Pibb..." — #4
Annie Finch:
 • "Coals to Newcastle" — #9
 • "Conversation with the Muse at the end of the Dock" — #9
John Firefly:
 • "Black Cockatoo (for Joseph Cornell)" — #7
 • "Dog Shit" — #6
 • "Ghetto Bootay" — #2
 • "KAH-CHING" — #4
Richard Flynn:
 • "The anecdote at facts" (trans.) — #3
 • "Godfather I" — #7
 • "Place of Metro" (trans.) — #3
 • "Rosebud" — #7
 • "Something there is that doesn't love a mall" — #4
 • "Swami" — #8
 • "Taxi Driver" — #7
 • "XXII by William Carlos Williams" (trans.) — #3
formerly known as l’bourgeoizine:
 • "About Next Issue" — #8
von Frickle:
 • excerpt — #2
 • "Mach Schnell Part 3" — #5
 Paul Fόί:
 • [letter] — #6
Nathan Furl:
 • "Dandy Fop Photoplays, Take #1: The Dandiest Fop" — #8
 • "Dandy Fop Photoplays, Take #2: Actio!" — #8
 • Gateway correspondence — #9
Bob Ganser:
 • "To Live Is to Fly" (by Townes van Zant) — #5
Carmen M. Ganser:
 • "Bourgeois Wedding" — #3
 • "a ceaseless queasy feeling" — #8
 • entry in a Maryland Writing Test — #9
 • "grocery wish list written on a napkin" — #8
 • "Julie Andrews" — #7
 • letter to the Hartz Mountain Corporation — #9
 • letter to Seventeen — #9
 • "The Party Line" — #5
 • "received and augmented email" — #1
 • "PEN Weekly NewsBlast for June 15, 2001" — #2
 • "A Reenactment of an Excerpt from Terry Gross's Recent Conversation with Gene Simmons" — #5
 • "Swami" (with Joseph Thomas) — #8
 • "Uncle Ralph" — #6
 • "Wanted: Lindbergh Baby, Dead or Alive" — #4
 • "Whatever You Think's Best" — #5
Rita T. Ganser:
 • "Forlorn girl in a material world (with kitty)" — #8
Stephen Ganser:
 • "corporate scum dances at spontaneous rave" — #6
 • "found advertisement" — #1
 • "John Cage Never Lost His Hardcore" — #5
 • "McFuckers" — #4
 • "Miho at the Asshole’s Apartment" — #7
 • "Sae's Hands" — #4
Lucia Cordell Getsi:
 • "The Standing Cells of Auschwitz" — #8
Gabriel Gudding:
 • "AMERICAN INSECTS" — #7
 • "Dear Other Beet Farmer" — #9
 • "Notebook [...]" — #6
 • "rhode island notebook" — #8
Ryan Goodrich:
 • "the whores of grandson and standing" — #9
April Guthrie:
 • [untitled] — #5
Steve Halm:
 • "Sanford" — #5
Hank:
 • [letter] — #6
Charles Hatfield:
 • "Greetings Culture Lovers!" — #9
Elizabeth Hatmaker:
 • "Cuba" — #6
 • "Night Gallery" — #6
 • "Night Gallery" — #6
Bruce W. Hawkins:
 • "The Disciplined Tale of a Metaphysical Dickweed" — #8
Aaron Henkelman:
 • A Little Over 60 Hours: Post Card from Vegas — #9
 • Memorandum — #9
Erik Henson:
 • "Jean (demo)" — #2
Melissa Hsiung:
 • [cover drawing] — #6
 • [sometimes I dress like a dog] — #6
 • [sometimes i pant like a dog] — #6
Gray Jacobik:
 • "The Power Outage" — #6
Kasia Jakubiak:
 • "selections of translations of Komunyakaa" — #3
A D Jameson:
 • "Articulation — #1
 • "Attack from Town" — #8
 • "composition 5" — #2
 • "Czesc (dla Kasiuni i Ewki)" — #5
 • "Free Breasts" — #4
 • "Isobel" — #6
 • "Lose 200" — #4
 • "Noam Chomskegg correspondence part I" — #1
 • "The other day..." — #3
 • "See What's inside" — #4
 • "Shall we refresh with open air?" — #5
 • "Swami" — #5
 • "Swami" — #8
 • "Well I’m Sorry" — #7
Adam Jones:
 • ephemera I collected over the past year or so — #9
 • "grocery wish list written on a napkin" — #8
 • "Julie Andrews" — #7
 • "Swami" — #8
Caroline E. Jones:
 • "What I learned from watching TV ads" — #4
Michael Scott Joseph:
 • [a conversation] (with Joseph Thomas) — #9
Rebecca Kinnerly:
 • "The Union Dead" — #6
Sureeporn Kitsawet:
 • Letter to Ewa — #9
Abby Koehler:
 • "In a Station of the Metro by Ezra Pound" (trans.) — #3
 • "Maximized Potential" parts 3 and 4 — #5
 • "She'll not stop. Go GO GO!" — #8
 • "Three Ill-Gotten Bucks" — #4
 • "We Can't Play" — #2
The Last Vegas:
 • "Hitchhiking to Hell" — #2
Matthew Lecteur:
 • "Target marketing" — #7
Carol Lind:
 • "Cold English" — #5
Erin Malone:
 • "Each thing is, as it were, ..." — #1
 • "Erin High on Heather" — #8
 • "Knee 5" (by Philip Glass) — #2
 • "Here comes a forest" — #6
 • "Shall we refresh with open air?" — #5
 • "Swami" — #3
 • "Swami" — #4
 • "Swami" — #5
 • "Swami" — #8
 • "The Parting" — #7
 • [untitled drawing] — #1
Juventino Manzano:
 • "Monogamy" (trans. by a friend) — #3
 • "Plastic Rant" — #5
 • "Year of Columbus" (trans. by a friend) — #3
D.D. Marquette:
 • "Before Picasso's Anatomy" by Josι Maria de la Rosa (trans.) — #9
 • "the cascaders wave.." by Hans (Jean) Arp: (trans.) — #4
 • Guillaume Apollinaire: 3 Poems (trans.) — #6
 • "Jorge Cαceres Appropriates Max Ernst" (trans.) — #8
 • "Jorge Cαceres Appropriates the Douanier Rosseau" (trans.) — #8
 • "Kurt Schwitters Poem 7" (trans.) — #3
 • "L E -- C I R" — #3
 • "Storm Warning" by Aldo Pellegrini (trans.) — #9
 • 3 reviews by Philippe Soupault (trans.) — #7
Jack McDonald:
 • "A few thoughts on Britney Spears" — #8
Chris McGee:
 • "[a correspondence from an unknown party (untitled)]" — #9
 • "Flesh Portal" — #7
 • "A Hardy Boys Mystery Consisting Entirely of First Lines from Their Books" — #3
 • [untitled] — #8
David McHone-Chase:
 • "A (Mis)Quote From President George Bush (the younger one)" — #8
Sarah McHone-Chase:
 • [gat geng] — #8
Robert L. McLaughlin:
 • "Alternative Publishing, Aesthetic Snobbery, and Education in the Age of Distracting Discourses, or, An Introduction to This Issue of formerly known as L’Bourgeoizine" — #8
Philip Nel:
 • [Untitled] — #3
Brooke Nelson:
 • Dear Bastards Who Threw a Beer Bottle Through My Window Last Night Which Hit Me in the Head While I Was Sleeping in My Bed — #9
 • "dream number one: notes" — #8
 • "dream number two: dream number two" — #8
 • "Tattoo Eyes" — #6
 • "Velvet Curtain (No Mind’s Eye)" — #7
Eric Nelson:
 • "Reading Pound" — #6
 • "The Dream Reels" — #7
 • "War—What It’s Good For" — #8
A.L. Nielsen:
 • "The Art of Appropriation" — #8
 • "Mariah Carey Has Collapsed" — #4
 • "Two Lines Shy of a Couplet" — #4
 • "The Virginia Monologues" — #6
 • "Usury Friendly Machines" — #6
Mark Niemoeller:
 • "Attention All Experimenters" — #4
Night Kitchen:
 • "Who Knows Where the Time Goes" — #2
James Onderdonk:
 • "Cone With a 'C'" — #7
Petros Panaou:
 • "Boots: A Tragic Story with a Happy Ending" — #1
 • "Gela Pouli Mou" (by Charis and Panos Katsimicha) — #5
 • "Sale On" — #4
 • "Sex Sells" — #4
 • "Translating..." — #3
 • "Translation as Appropriation" — #8
Varakorn Pakeechaij (Mod):
 • Letter to Ewa — #9
 • "21st August 2003" — #8
Skot Patka:
 • "Plastic Rant" — #5
Patrick Hammer, St. Paul:
 • [untitled photo] — #7
Lissa Paul:
 • "Wristflick" — #7
Dan Paulus:
 • "Shake it Up" — #2
Nick Piombino:
 • "Mind-bending meditations from Nick Piombino recently on the nature of time and thought" — #8
 • [2 Haiku] — #7
Post-American:
 • "paid advertisement" — #4
Konokwan Rattanatrai:
 • Letter to Ewa — #9
Ribcage:
 • "Indian Summer" (by Beat Happening) — #5
Tom Rodebaugh: [see tlr3]
 • "from The Third Person (a novel)" — #8
Rφgaine:
 • "B (The Batcave Remix)" — #5
Nick Roseman:
 • "Carrie's Dad" — #5
 • "Big River" (by Johnny Cash) — #5
Maneerat Saetang:
 • Letter to Ewa — #9
Ikuko Sakaguchi:
 • "basu" — #8
 • "Forlorn girl in a material world (with kitty)" — #8
 • "kanuu" — #8
 • "koosin" — #8
 • "tsunagari kojiki" — #8
Ikuko Sakaguchi:
 • [various drawings] — #9
S.W. Sally:
 • "Swami" — #8
Jason Sandlin:
 • "3:33" — #5
 • "3:44" — #2
Supaporn Samenram:
 • Letter to Ewa — #9
Mike Sapiro:
 • "Autumn Dances" — #2
 • "Grad School Blues" — #4
 • [If eaten in mindfulness] — #8
 • "Imagery on the Horizon" — #5
 • [It’s hard to put the nuts] — #8
 • "The Jerk" — #6
scatologia:
 • "ColOmbia is where [...]" & "Stalin Thoughts" — #7
 • "today we are flags" — #8
Smell of Steve, Inc.:
 • "The Big Hand" — #7
 • Nick Nolte Fights His Way out of a Brown Paper Bag — #9
 • "Poetry Day" — #7
 • "Shake it Up" — #2
 • "Who Sodomized Harry?" — #5
 • "Win a Bath with Nick Nolte!" — #7
Jean Smith:
 • "No Mind’s Eye" — #7
Nopparat Sontirat:
 • Letter to Ewa — #9
Jasna Srndic:
 • [cover photograph] — #7
 • [dots] — #6
Sutthirat "Som" Supaparinya:
 • "Please Close the Door" — #9
 • "Swami" — #8
Astria Suparak:
 • A letter from the birthplace of "You Can't Do That on Television," Tom Green, and the inspiration for "American Pie" — #9
 • "metropolitan ave, williamsburg, brooklyn. january 2003" — #7
 • "williamsburg, brooklyn. january 2003" — #7
Miho Tanno:
 • [untitled photograph] — #6
Doug Tanoury:
 • "At The Lake" — #9
 • "A Wedding Wish" — #9
 • "Astrophysics Of Missing You" — #9
 • "Lazy Geometry" — #9
 • "Ode To Feet" — #9
 • "Retail Egyptology" — #9
 • "Rolling In The Aisles" — #9
 • "Venus Rising" — #9
Mark Tardi:
 • "Four Parenthetical Poems" — #8
 • "Love Poem" — #6
yuriy tarnawsky:
 • bobby and bobbi — #9
Robbie Q. Telfer:
 • I M Crazy — #9
Joseph Thomas:
 • [a conversation] (with Michael Scott Joseph) — #9
 • "after dinner with x" — #1
 • "Articulation" — #1
 • "Auks there styling" — #3
 • "Barely Legal Adult Entertainment" — #4
 • "BLAST" — #4
 • "catch twenty-two" — #7
 • "Daughters of Lycomedes" — #2
 • "Diabolus in Musica" — #2
 • "4th of July Poem" — #6
 • "Julie Andrews" — #7
 • "Seven Sentences" — #4
 • "Strong Measures" — #5
 • "Strong Measures: Six Exercises for My Father" — #8
 • "Swami" — #5
 • "Swami" — #8
 • "Swami (with Carmen M. Ganser)" — #8
 • "untitled" [insert] — #1
 • "various couplets" — #1
 • "wanna white hamster cage" — #1
 • "Whatever You Think's Best" — #5
Tess Thompson:
 • "Evening, Oxford" — #8
 • "Family Portrait" — #8
 • So (with tlr3) — #9
Mary Timmins:
 • "Dogs as Filler" — #6
tlr3:
 • "Ferral Child" — #2
 • "Naming the unnamed" — #7
 • "Seaside" — #5
 • So (with Tess Thompson) — #9
Mason Tromblee:
 • "The Machine" — #2
 • "X Project #2" — #5
Conway Turnquist:
 • "Swami" — #8
Jeff VanderMeer:
 • "The Mimic" — #8
Helen Vendor:
 • "What we have loved, others will love." — #4
 Steven Vincent:
 • Visual Thesaurus — #9
Cory Weber:
 • "Dandy Fop Photoplays, Take #1: The Dandiest Fop" — #8
 • "Dandy Fop Photoplays, Take #2: Actio!"— #8
 • "Swami" — #8
Ron Weber:
 • "The Angel of Names" — #8
 • "Aria" — #6
 • "Easy Street" — #8
 • "ΏQue es mas macho?" — #6
 • "Signs and Wonders" — #7
 • "Soon to Be a Major Motion Picture" — #7
 • "Soon to Be a Motion Picture, Too" — #7
 • "Sunstruck" — #6
 • "Travel Notes" — #8
Curtis White:
 • [excerpt from The Middle Mind] — #7
David Zimmerman:
 • "Advertisements Collected from the Bathrooms of the BP Station at Exit #452 of I-16, Yong's Lounge, Krispy Chik on Habersham Street, the Old 7-11 on Bee Road, the Downtown Lounge on Bay Street (now defunct) and the Library of Savanna State University" — #4
 • "Circuit" — #1
 • "Dilla Poem #17" — #6
 • "Federico Fellini’s La Dolce Vita [...]" — #7
 • "The Long Day Wanes" — #8
 • "On the occasion of Joseph’s missed birthday — #6
 • "Open translations of selections from Sonnets to Orpheus by Rainer Maria Rilke" — #3